Dragon Boy is Blowing Smoke!
Thank you all for sending me more pet photos! I will post them over the next few days in the order in which I got them. I have some from Ramona, Skeeter (Roxanne), Alice, Jennifer (JDT) and Stacey.
Here sits Smokey in Dragon Boy's car. The fire-breathing comedienne says the following about his pet "Smokey":
"Attached is a picture of my precious pet. His name is Smokey. He is alot like me in numerous ways. We both like women, fast cars, avoiding the police, and we like to play with dynamite. He is 8 years old, and was born in Knoxville, TN. He has gone on numerous road trips with myself and Guinevere. He has been from Williamsburg, Virginia to Jackson, Mississippi to Shreveport, Louisiana to Pagosa Springs, Colorado. He has also traveled to Indianapolis, Indiana, and to Wichita, Kansas and almost anyplace you can imagine within that big circle. He has slept in castles and log homes, ridden horses and trains, been spelunking in caves all over the southeast, attended many hockey games, been to the Pink Palace, and like myself--he really likes to hang out at Hooters. The little girly girls there always have to give him a big ole hug. It really makes me jealous. He also has a tendency to try to steal parked police cars. I cannot seem to break him of this bad habit. And he also likes to ride on the top of the babe mobile on nice sunny days when the T-tops are out. This makes Guinevere nervous, but I tell her boys will be boys. I have many other pictures of Smokey on our wild adventures if any of the girls would like to see them. He is the best pet ever! He is so easy to maintain, he's not a picky eater, and he knows when to keep his mouth shut. Best of all--HE DOES NOT SHED! I just take him out every once in a while for a margarita and some hot wings, and put him on a strange women's chest, and he's a happy camper. But, then, aren't we all???"
Hmmmmm, I think Smokey is actually Dragon Boy's alter ego. What do you think Pet People? Are we jealous of Guinnevere or do we feel sorry for her? :)
posted by Sandy at 3/19/2007 08:39:00 AM