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Monday, July 16, 2007

Where Art Thou Oh Dragon and Daisy?

Okay Pet People. I'm getting a bit suspicious. We haven't heard from the Dragon lately, nor the lovely damsel, my younger but older-looking sister, Daisylou, otherwise known as Daisy Dukes of the infamous short shorts.

Did Dragon tell his fair maiden Guinivere that he had to travel on business? Has he taken his Smokey on one of their infamous raunchy road trips to rendezvous with Daisy and her shorts at some hot, hot tub resort?

Has Daisy left Bennie, Murphy, Sassy, Tiger, Lily, Jes, the spouse and the mother for some mid-life crisis freedom ride? Has the blog contributed to their delinquent ways? Or will their be cover-story excuses about too much work,dictator bosses, stress from all ends, being busy with "projects" such as cat fences, blah, blah, blah, blah?

Inquiring minds want to know. Don't you? Pictures above are of previous Dragon adventures. Naughty boy!

posted by Sandy at 7/16/2007 11:48:00 PM


Blogger O'Malley said...

Ok now,

Didn't someone say I needed some photoshop training after my pool picture with Rocky? hahaha...that person looks like he belongs to my happy photo shop family.

Yes, where are our 2 hot blooded companions? Maybe we need to break out the good stuff( you know, red thongs, liquor, etc) and they will show themselves?

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 10:30:00 AM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Like a Damsel in waiting, I've been looking for come backs with TN being the North, Rocky and Dragon swatting tails in the hot tub and the chicken chasing dogs. But no response from the scaly comeback kid the Dragon... I bet Guinevere has him locked up in the dungeon because of his constant Daisylouu dreams....

But then, yep, Miss Daisylouu is MIA also. Hummm kind of does get one to wondering.... Hey Brett, there is another good song, The Wanderer.... Sorry, lost my train of thought there for minute... Just makes the mind want to say hummmmmmm….

Oh where or where has our Daislylouu and Dragon gone??? Maybe back to the islands for some peachy margarita's???... hummmm

Oh Guinevere please tell us you have him locked up. We don’t want to go from Pet People to The Hook-Up forum…. or do we???

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 1:23:00 PM  
Blogger Sandy said...

Well, hook-ups are okay as long as we are hooking up for drinks and food. That's okay. In fact, we need to plan for one soon. When is your next visit back to Clarksville Skeeter?

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 3:16:00 PM  
Blogger Daisylouu said...

Oh trust me, the dragon needs TWO of those little pre-pubescent cheerleaders to even come close to the experience he will have with this 40-something older and more skilled woman in the hottub.

I'm trying to plan my trip to TN, gotta book my tickets, perhaps end of Nov. or early Dec. So dear sister, tell THE BOSS to fire up that hottub. Poor Guinevere may find her poor dragon left trembling in the fetal position until I'm done with him. I have a lot of frustration and emotionally draining baggage I need to unleash after I send my only 2-legged baby off to college this fall.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 6:29:00 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

well Daislouu, I am with you on two young ones to one of us older experienced and well skilled ladies! They couldn't even come close but they can giggle and tease a lot can't they? I don't know how the men can put up with that anoying giggling sound, especially when they don't have a lot in the intellect department to go with it. I mean there is only so much you can take no matter how pretty the package is wrapped, right? Oh like Sketter I did wonder a bit if maybe you and the Dragon made a trip to Vegas or something since we hadn't heard from either of you for awhile. And you might want to vent a little before the hot tub after send ing your two legged baby off to school, I mean you don't want to hurt him too bad now.
Skeeter, I gotcha on this one, "The Wanderer" is by Del Shannon! Love that song!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 7:08:00 PM  
Blogger dragon said...

First of all, whoever butchered my face really needs to practice with Photoshop. They could at least have drawn it true to the original picture, which had my tongue hanging out, drooling over the sexy wenches.

Daisylouu, you are oh so correct. You must remember, the pre-pubescent cheerleaders must begin their experience somewhere. I took them under my wings to guide and instruct them in the carnal arts. All little girly girls have to start somewhere. You were not experienced, until you got experience, right?

Daisylouu, I am eagerly anticipating the arrival of you and your Daisy Duke shorts! I can only hope that I am left in the fetal position when you are done with me.

I can't remember the exact wording, but when DaisyLouu mentioned Dragon in a New York Jets thong.... well, I've been looking ever since. I never would have thought how difficult this seemingly simple little task would be. I have flown (spread my wings and flew) to three states based on heresay and rumors that a Jet thong was possible in the area. But, alas, none were to be found. Even a basic appropriate green and white thong is hard to find, much less one with a Jets logo on it.

Also, while not flying around the countryside on my quest, wifey poo and I constructed the kitty veranda. The roof is leakproof and provides ample shade and shelter for King Feline and Prince Not So Annoying. I still need to run electricity, but there is no rush on that. I will also wait until fall to pour the concrete slab. With a little luck, I can get all the varmits out there and get precious little paw prints in the wet concrete. Gag, I think I'm going to hurl. If I'm really lucky, Fat Cat might accidentally get concrete poured on him.

Shannon, Skeeter, Pam, and Sandy....I'm pleased to see that my adoring wenches have missed me in my absense. I realize that you need a real man to keep order around here. I have missed many interesting topics during my travels it would seem. I will do my best to get caught up and will try not to abandon my wenches again.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 9:56:00 PM  
Blogger Daisylouu said...

Dragon, you would think your dumb little young wenches would have told you about a little thing called "ebay" whereby you can purchase virtually ANY item, such as a Jets thong. If you can't manage to find one, I'll pack my green dental floss and construct one myself. Start practicing your "J - E - T - S JETS! JETS!"JETS! Cheer

The Jets don't stoop so low as to have cheerleaders, but perhaps those 2 little bumbling babies in the picture would be willing to wear green&white for you and act like "fluff" girls until my arrival.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 3:21:00 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

Daisylouu, you go girl!!!!!!!!!!
Dragon, so glad to have you back bro!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 10:09:00 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

P.S. I was thinking the samething as daisy about looking on ebay for the jets thong, you finy everything on there.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 10:10:00 PM  
Blogger Stacey said...

I think Dragon would prefer to have Daisylouu custom make one for him. That would involve measurements and special fittings, wouldn't it??? Yeah, that sounds like him.

Thursday, July 19, 2007 9:10:00 AM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

I'll have the camcorder ready for the fitting Stacey!
I’ll even bring the whip to keep things under control….

Thursday, July 19, 2007 10:28:00 AM  
Blogger Stacey said...

Well now, Skeeter, if you do that....let's say the measurement might not be accurate for everyday wear.

Thursday, July 19, 2007 12:08:00 PM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Daisylouu can leave growing room... Sorry y'all... could not resist the opening....LOL

Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:56:00 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

I think I heard a little pop from Dragons head exploding. You all inflated his ego TOO much.

Thursday, July 19, 2007 6:58:00 PM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Dragon needed a little pop of the head to let him know we missed him! We all know the truth about that old Scaly Dragaon though... Tee hee....

Friday, July 20, 2007 9:38:00 AM  

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Sandy Britt, an animal welfare advocate and volunteer with Clarksville rescue organizations, takes care of three dogs: Zoe, Scooter and Peanut; two cats: Catfish and Tarzan; and one husband, Glen, and according to him she takes care of them in that order.

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