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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The Thong Has Landed! Daisy

The fairest of the fair (as Dragon calls me) has finally arrived at Sandy's, with a very empty thong.

The countdown begins: In a mere 48 hours, I have visions of a fun Pet People gathering to include My Lord Dragon prancing down Pam and Flyboy's hallway singing karaoke in above Jet's Thong after drinking bloomer droppers. Is there a song that mentions a thong? I think so! That is what Dragon will have to sing.

Anyone else have any suggestions for Dragon's thong song?

Maybe all other males can bring their own thong and after the party is in full swing (pun intended) we can have a "thong-off," (as in bake-off) and see who works the thong best.

Looking forward to meeting all the pet-loving people Friday! Bring pictures of your pets please! After all, that's what brought us all together. See you Friday!

posted by Sandy at 11/07/2007 02:15:00 PM


Blogger Pam said...

oh my gosh Daisy, that is too good. Let's see if Dragon tries to back out of this one, oh wait the back is already out isn't it? Whho ha thsi is gonna be good!!!!!!!!!!! I want to see Dragon running down the hall in that too don't the rest of you guys? Way to go Daisy!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007 3:06:00 PM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Pam, you stole my first three words....
OH MY GOSH!!!! I cannot believe the Pet People Blog has resorted to thong talk again!!! Bring on the white lightening big Dragon boy, you will need it to fill that patch of Jets finest.....
Can we say:
OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT.... hahahahahah

I will look for Ton Locs “Wild Thing” for karaoke… Oh boy, let the games begin! Not sure we will need the Gestures game as Dragon will keep us entertained for hours dancing around in his skivvies… Be sure to wear green socks Dragon, we wenches like our Lordships to coordinate their clothes…. Oh boy, bring on the Bloomer Droppers!
Guinevere, bring the chains, we may have to tie the ole boy up if he gets to frisky…

Wednesday, November 07, 2007 6:29:00 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

The car is packed and I'm ready to go. I'll be leaving early in the AM so I can get there at a decent time tomorrow. I don't think I'll sleep much tonight!!

I can't beleive you found a Jets thong. Dragon really will have to sing the Thong Song now!!

See you all tomorrow!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007 9:12:00 PM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

We have the car packed and ready to take off tomorrow also! We will head out as soon as the Saint can get away from the office! Drive carefully Adrienne and see ya soon...

Wednesday, November 07, 2007 9:40:00 PM  
Blogger dragon said...

Oh my gosh, is right. I sign on to the Pet People blog to see the fairest of the fair has indeed arrived. Right before my eyes (and I must say eyes wide open) is Miss Daisy with the coveted Jets Thong. I see that all my wenches are eagerly anticipating my humble self filling and stretching the fabric to the breaking point. But alas, where oh where are Daisy’s shorts? Why do I see blue jeans on those fair legs? And, to be truly fair here, if your Lordship Dragon is required to don the Jets Thong, then I think it only appropriate that ALL my wenches wear Daisy Duke shorts. Then we can all “swing” together.

The only song that I can only think of is “Tie Me To The Whipping Post.” Speaking of, Skeeter, please, oh please. I don’t know about chains as they have a tendency to leave marks, but I will bring some rope to get tied up with. I love to be tied up when I’m frisky.

I am tearing though boxes right now looking for pictures of my precious pet. Not sure I can come up with any but I do know I have videos.
After seeing the pictures of my fair Daisy, I think I will give Wifey poo my credit card and just tell her to take it and leave town. I don’t care where she goes, or what she does, as long as she goes and doesn’t come back until Monday. Please be back Monday. What would I do without the lunch fairy??

Wednesday, November 07, 2007 10:08:00 PM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Okay Guinevere, we dont want to hurt the Dragon. Just make sure you have the new leash and harness collar with sheepskin to properly support the ole boy!!!

Now just what is all this about wenches in Daisy Duke shorts? Dont think that was the deal. I am recalling something about "Get me a Jets Thong and I will wear it" Hummmm Oh Great Scaly One is doing the Backstroke! Dont put a challenge before the Great Wenches! We will come through with our side of the deal... I also dont recall anything about Daisy wearing the shorts by anyone but your wicked mind! And as far as “Stretching the Fabric to the Breaking Point” I know it is cold outside but that may not be used for any excuses! (Pstt, did you like that one Pam? Tee hee)

See ya soon oh Great Lordship! Oh, I can hardly wait to see the sinking ship…

Thursday, November 08, 2007 7:23:00 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

Skeeter, you're good girl,hehe.
Dragon are you talking about the song "Whipping Post" by Wishbone Ash? If so we got it, a great song by the way.

Thursday, November 08, 2007 8:20:00 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

Oh yea, won't matter how cold it is outside we'll probably have the fire place going so Daisy bring on that thong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, November 08, 2007 8:21:00 AM  
Blogger Kitten said...

I call up this blog to read the latest on pets and oh boy, what a surprise. Other than pet pictures mentioned all I read about is thongs, whippings, chains, bloomer droppers, white lightening, gestures, Daisy Duke shorts, legs to only mention a few.

Poor pets - forgotten.

Sounds to me like a party to end all parties. Have fun - can't come - company at our house this week-end. hmmmmmmmm

Thursday, November 08, 2007 11:43:00 AM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Oh Kitten come on... Make a big pot of those red beans and rice and join us for the fun! I bet the old Dragon might do a dance for some LA goodies!!! And since when are Dragons not pets??? Ha ha

Saint just called from work and he is on his way home so another fine mess of getting through Atlanta during Rush Hour Traffic! What’s new....Spaghetti junction, here we come....

See yall tomorrow.....

Whoop, there it is..... Cant wait to say that tomorrow!

Thursday, November 08, 2007 1:18:00 PM  
Blogger dragon said...

It is good to see you again Kitten, or should I say it as Sandy does…..Ki-Un. Really, even though you will have company this weekend, you should come to Pam’s, if only to hear Sandy say your name. Ki-Un. Has a ring to it. But anyway Kitten, you must excuse the girls, or as I prefer to call them, my wenches. They do have a tendency to get carried away sometimes. This is actually the Pet People blog, and more often than not they do talk constantly about their pets. However, since I am the only manly man that posts here, I tend to talk rather suggestively, and my wenches just eat it up. We are quite harmless, most of the time. Please don’t let us scare you away. The wenches seem to have some repressed sexual issues that I allow them to vent without fear of some sex craved maniac following them home. It is all just their therapy. It is just good harmless fun. But, I have noticed that sometimes the wenches get a bit carried away.

Skeeter, what do you mean we don’t want to hurt the Dragon? Pain is good. I am intrigued by the fact that you are so well versed in the sadistic arts that you know all about the sheepskin collars that will leave no marks. Does the Saint know about this side of you?? Or, maybe I should have asked him to bring HIS videos to the party. Skeeter, I am pleased that you have finally settled on the appropriate title to use to address me. His Lordship does have a nice ring to it.

Pam, you ole rock and roll party girl sister of mine. Yes, “Whipping Post” is the song I was trying to think of, but I had no clue that was the name of the band that sings it. I love that song. When I used to be out with the young girly girls, I would sing a few lines of that song. If I got a positive response, I knew I could keep that one for a couple of months.

To all my wenches, I don’t know where you all get this idea that I am going to model the Jets thong. I do wear them. I enjoy that dental floss thing. However, it is one thing to wear them in the privacy of your own pants, but it is something else entirely to put on a fashion show. Now, I really like the idea of all you wenches wearing those Daisy Duke shorts. I would hate for Daisylouu to be all alone wearing hers. We know she brought hers thousands of miles from the frozen lands of up north.

Thursday, November 08, 2007 8:02:00 PM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Look out! Skeeter and the Saint are in Clarksville!!! Hot-Lanta was not so hot but about luke warm with traffic....

Dragon, my vote goes for you wearing the thong as you sing half Nekkid Whipping post song! Oh the mind is a wandering....

Now kitten dont you believe everything the old boy says... He is a sneaky dragon after all and you know how those old scaly things can be.... I think he may be after those Red Beans and Rice or does he want to see a little kitun in duke shorts??? tee hee...

Thursday, November 08, 2007 11:20:00 PM  
Blogger Kitten said...

Whoa Skeeter....when I think of a dragon, I don't think of a scaly creature - I think about a fire eating monster singing "Puff the Magic Dragon".

You know I think I like you Pet People's topics. For sure, this blog site is far from ho-hum.

Have a great weekend and party hardy!

Thursday, November 08, 2007 11:26:00 PM  
Blogger Stacey said...

Welcome Skeeter and Daisylouu!!! I think Adrienne is here by now as well. ALL THE WENCHES HAVE ARRIVED!! Let the merriment commence!

Sorry I haven't blogged much this week, but with my trip and getting ready for the parade, it has been very hectic for me. I look forward to some unwinding time. I hate that I have to be at work at 7:00 in the morning, but I'll just have to revert back to my young, wild days and get by on little sleep! I'm not going home early from the biggest Pet People gathering EVER, just because I have to be up early the next day.

I won't know about lunch until later in the day. I will do my best to make it to Don Pancho's to meet everybody and say hello at least. We'll see how it goes.

Ya'll have a good day!!! And see you tonight for sure at the VFW for schnitzel!!!!

Friday, November 09, 2007 6:25:00 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

Hey people DO NOT FORGET your truth and lie to tell tonight so we can have fun figuring out which is whick. I can't wait ti see what you my dear Dragon brother will tell! I have a couple of pretty good ones and knowing me as well as you do you proabably will have a hard time figuring it out on the truth. Fly Boy's pretty good too. See some of you at lunch and the rest at dinner! Can't wait! Oh yea Kitten I sure hate it that you can't make this one cause it is gonna be a blast but there will be many more to come. If possible we might even be able to do one more before Christmas. Just ahve to see wht the plans of everyone are and how time allows. Ok guys see ya soon!

Friday, November 09, 2007 8:26:00 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

I was wrong about the song Whipping Post being by Wishbone Ash, it's by The Allmond Brothers. So in case anyone who checks in here to see what we're up to next sees that other post they will see it has been corrected. Some people get really torn up by little mistakes like tthat.

Monday, November 12, 2007 9:12:00 AM  

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Sandy Britt, an animal welfare advocate and volunteer with Clarksville rescue organizations, takes care of three dogs: Zoe, Scooter and Peanut; two cats: Catfish and Tarzan; and one husband, Glen, and according to him she takes care of them in that order.

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