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Monday, February 25, 2008

Dragon's Day by Skeeter

Long ago in an enchanted land a little one came into the world. The entire Kingdom stopped to see the fire breathing babe in his baby thong appear onto the cobbled stone streets of Never Land.

As he grew, he searched for his calling in the enchanted kingdom. He found his niche and now shares his words of wisdom with the Pet People. Here he has found a little world of happy wenches. Wenches galore to bow to the needs of furry critters near and far, even scaly critters!

This little scaly babe would grow up to be none other then our Lordship Sir Dragon the Great! All heal to the Dragon on this wonderful day being Dragon's Birthday…

**Guinevere, you be sure to rub those Dragon feet when he gets home from a tiring day today. Have his pipe, robe and slippers ready at the door and make him that wonderful meal of greatness you call Red Beans and Rice and dont forget the cornbread. Then you go to the dungeon and let him have an evening in peace. Oh and take the varmets with you so he can really have some peace…

posted by Skeeter at 2/25/2008 05:58:00 AM


Blogger B said...

All hail the day of the Dragon--may the snorts be smokey and the scales plentiful. Happy Dragon Day Bernine!

Monday, February 25, 2008 7:42:00 AM  
Blogger B said...

sorry--Bernie--not Bernine--ok--it's before 8 c'clock and I've only had 1 cup of coffee!

Monday, February 25, 2008 7:42:00 AM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

B, dont the ole Dragon look handsome in his bestest attire?
Seems to cover up all those old scales…


Monday, February 25, 2008 12:52:00 PM  
Blogger B said...

Ever see that episode of "Bewitched" where Leonardo DeVinci came to visit? It reminds me of that--especially the hat! Then again--it kindda favors the one Mary Tyler moore used to throw up--does it have a fuzzy ball on top? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Monday, February 25, 2008 1:44:00 PM  
Blogger O'Malley said...


Happy Birthday Friend!

I am really wondering about this picture know I had eye surgery and I still am not 100 percent and I really can't see straight...but is that a giant bong you are holding???? I like the hat and the attire-very hot- and we know Dragons should always look hot.

If that is by chance a giant bong.....that just might explain the outfit too.

haha- hope you have a good one!

Monday, February 25, 2008 2:51:00 PM  
Blogger Ginger said...

Happy Birthday Dragon!

Monday, February 25, 2008 8:59:00 PM  
Blogger dragon said...

Skeeter, what a surprise I had when I logged on the blog. At first, I didn't know what the hell was up. I knew something was amiss when wifey pooh told me that she was going to cook dinner. It's been so long since she's been in the kitchen, I basically had to show her where everything is. I'm not complaining.

Then, when I got out of the shower, I got a foot massage. I thought "Well, could this be a chapter from Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Did she bump her head? Who is this woman?" I think I like her better than wifey pooh.

All I can say is this: Skeeter, each and every day you need to send wifey pooh instructions on what she should do for me. Dig deep down. If you ever run out of advice, just let me know and I'll send you some ideas.

Shannon O'Malley--I'm glad you think I am hot. And by the way, no, that is not a giant bong. I'm just happy to see you. Ha ha. No, I have to keep the bongs hidden away from wifey pooh. That is a secret chapter from my past. Those were the two big swords that wifey pooh and I had our photograph taken with at the Halloween ball.

Thanks for the happy wishes Ginger and B. I don't feel a day older than a Dragon freshly hatched.

I must say that my heart is weeping for the absence of my northern wench. My Daisylouu must have been kidnapped not to have sent me birthday salutations. I will have to take solace with Shannon O'Malley, who is now officially in my Fantasy games. And maybe next week, I'll let her win. If she's really nice.

Monday, February 25, 2008 9:28:00 PM  
Blogger dragon said...

Oh, by the way, Sandy is "terribly sick with the flu". She sent a one line email first thing this morning to wifey pooh and said she is down for the count and is out of work and off line for several days. So, Skeeter, warm up that pencil and post us some happy cheerful topics while she is away! No sad puppy dog tales, please.....

Monday, February 25, 2008 9:39:00 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

Happy, Happy birthday brother dear! I'm sorry I'm late with your birthday card but just by a day. I haven't been on the computer since last Thrusday. Hope you liked your e-card.
Shannon, a little tid bit of news for ya, Dragon made that cool Medievel costume with his own little hands, isn't that impressive? Shows just how talented he is and nimble with his fingers I might add.I'm very proud of him! Talent does run in our family, in fact it overruns.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 1:36:00 PM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Dear Lordship, I am at your service!

Pam, get on here more often girl, You miss out on some fun stuff! And where is your gal pal Debbie???

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 2:07:00 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

Sorry I missed your birthday! I hope it was a happy one! I'd say my excuse was that I had my nose burried in a book studying, But I didn't. And since I don't want to bring down Dragons Happy posting I'll post on the "Sick Sandy" topic.


Tuesday, February 26, 2008 6:40:00 PM  
Blogger dragon said...

My dear sweet sister, Pam. Where have you been?? It was so nice of you to send me an e-card. Only a day late, but I understand. The mind is slipping a bit these days, isn’t it? I forgive you, because of the quality of the card you sent. But, I must know. Where in the world did you find an e-card of naked wenches with my name written across their bosoms in whipped cream???? Or, was this a home video you made for “Girls Gone Wild”?? And, I think I know the one that was in the middle. But, shhhh….don’t tell wifey pooh.

Skeeter, my favorite saying from a mere female—“I’m at your service.” If only I can get the rest of them properly indoctrinated to the Dragon philosophy such as you are.

Adrienne, I understand that you have been studying very hard. I realize that the training to become a Certified Massage Therapist is long and grueling. Hang in there, girl, and remember to keep the oil warm.

I want to thank all my wonderful wenches for the birthday salutations. I’m still waiting for the cake, and my Daisylouu to jump out of it.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:27:00 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

Massahe Therapist???? Umm Try Vet Asst. The only bodies I want to be touching are the kind that walk on four legs and are covered in fur!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 8:19:00 PM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Your wish is my command!
Well, close anyway....
Go check your email...

Adrienne, I know a few bods I bet you would fondle Tee hee...

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 8:33:00 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

yea, like the Marboro man,hee,hee.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:10:00 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

Brother dear, I cannot reveal my source for the naked ladies card on here, it must reamin my secret for now but I will tell you, you are on the right tract with the guess about the video. Heh, heh.

And Adrienne. I know a few fellas that are pretty furry that would be willing to get down on all fours for you to touch.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:14:00 AM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Pam, I thougth your cats were all females...

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:54:00 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

They are Skeeter, the fellas I'm talking about are of the two legged nature but would be willing to get down on all fours for a nice massage.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

Oh Pam, you naughty gal you!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:17:00 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

Yes Skeeter I really am and am proud of it, Right back at ya you naughter girl yourself! But ain't we fun?

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:33:00 PM  
Blogger O'Malley said...

Pam, Fly Boy gone too? I had no idea. maybe we need to get together and console ourselves with a few beast....or a margarita for me and a beast for you. Today is Thur so that means Casablanca night at my house. Anyone else need a half price margarita?

Thursday, February 28, 2008 1:19:00 PM  
Blogger dragon said...

All I can say is I have a new Margarita partner.

Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:05:00 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

Hey O'Malley,
yea Fly Boy has been gone but just for this week, he comes home today. He will possible be home for a little while but then you know how that goes with the Night Stalkers. His rotation over the pond comes April 1. Don't look forward to that one but it's all part of the jobg. Sorry i couldn't make it last night for the Casablanca party but we can do it soon. I am planning a slumber party soon. Hopefull those who can will get together for lunch soon too.

Friday, February 29, 2008 11:51:00 AM  
Blogger Skeeter said...

When is your Slumber party planned! I have a birthday in March so I get what a I want so maybe a trip to TN will be my WANT...

Saturday, March 01, 2008 10:03:00 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

Skeeter, my slumber party is in April but can't you use your "anything I want" then? You can do it girl, I know you can. We will have us a big ole partay!

Saturday, March 01, 2008 5:49:00 PM  

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Sandy Britt, an animal welfare advocate and volunteer with Clarksville rescue organizations, takes care of three dogs: Zoe, Scooter and Peanut; two cats: Catfish and Tarzan; and one husband, Glen, and according to him she takes care of them in that order.

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